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    It was summertime in the city of Mousopolis, and mice
    from all corners of the community had come together to
    compete in the First Annual Barbecue Cook-Off.

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    As the cook-off got underway, smoke from the hot grills lifted
    the irresitable scent of barbecue sauce over the rooftops of
    the city. A gentle wind carried the mouth-watering smell into
    the distance, right over the top of an ancient crater.

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    Before long, a strange and mysterious sound was heard:

    ... sniff... sniff... sniff... sniff....

    All at once, the volcano began to tremble. And suddenly, up from
    the very depths of the earth came the most terrifying creature
    even known to mousekind: the dreadful DOGZILLA!!!

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    i like this story and its pics way loads.
    thought i'd share it with ya. if you have
    read it before... too bad... i'm postin it!
    i scanned these pics from my book... so don't
    be gay about how they look. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


    anyways... the story is called........

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    <font size=30>DOGZILLA!</font>

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    Meanwhile, the Big Cheese had organized an emergency meeting with
    one of the city's greatest scientific minds, Professor Scarlett O'Hairy.

    "Gentlemice," said Professor O'Hairy, "this monster comes from
    prehistoric times. It is perhaps millions of years old."

    "Maybe we could teach it to do something positive for the community," suggested the Big Cheese.

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    "I'm afraid not," said Professor O'Hairy. "You simply can't teach an old dog
    new tricks! If we're going to defeat this dog, we've got to think like a dog!
    We've got to find something that ALL dogs are afraid of -- something that will
    scare this beast away from Mousopolis FOREVER!!!"

    "I've got an idea," squeaked the Big Cheese....

    Within minutes, the mice had assembled at the center of town.

    "All right, Dogzilla," shouted the Big Cheese, "no more Mister Mice Guy --
    IT'S BATHTIME!!"

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    The colossal canine followed the soldiers back to Mousopolis, licking
    up all of the food in her path. Afterward, Dogzilla wandered through the
    city streets, doing those things that come naturally to dogs.

    Dogzilla chased cars -- right off the freeway! Dogzilla chewed furniture --
    and even the furniture store as well!!!

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    And Dogzilla dug up bones -- at the museum of Natural History.

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    Immediately, soldiers were sent out to stop the mighty beast. The
    heroic troops were led by their brave commanding officer, the Big Cheese.

    "All right, you old fleabag," squeaked the Big Cheese, "get those
    paws in the air -- you're coming with us!"

    Without warning, the monstrous mutt breathed her horrible breath onto
    the mice. "Doggy breath!" screamed the soldiers. "Run for your lives!!"

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    "Hey, come back here," shouted the Big Cheese to his troops. "What are
    you, men or mice???"

    "We're MICE," they squeaked.

    "Hmmm," said the Big Cheese, "you're RIGHT!... Wait for me!"

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    Within a year, Mousopolis had rebuilt itself... just in time for the Second Annual
    Barbeque Cook-Off. The mice of Mousopolis fired up their grills, confident that
    the would never see or hear from Dogzilla again.

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    However, there was one thing they hadn't counted on......

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    <font size=30>PUPPIES!!!</font>

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    Suddenly, a blast of warm, sudsy water hit Dogzilla with tremedous force.
    The panicking pooch let out a burst of hot, firery breath, and the chase was on!

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    The Big Cheese tried to catch up to the hot dog with all the relish he could muster.

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    Dogzilla hightailed it out of town, and back into the mouth of the ancient
    volcano.

    "Well, I'll be dog-goned," squeaked the Big Cheese. "It worked!"

    With the horrifying memory of the bubble bath etched in her mind forever,
    Dogzilla never again returned to Mousopolis.

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    Mice normaly arent meat eaters.

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    great story! incredible twist at the end.

    i even found a place where you can get a great deal on that book!

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    At that bargain I think ill pick up a few!

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    Originally posted by Cyalaytr:
    Mice normaly arent meat eaters.
    <font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma">whatcha mean???

    they eat each other!

    and thats funny, tg [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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